• My German Teacher (in German): We have an observer here today but he doesn’t speak any German so we can talk about him and how stupid his tie is.
adriofthedead:

THE RITUAL IS COMPLETE

what doesn’t kill you leaves you lying awake at 2am wishing it had

p1nkm4n:

accidentally woke up at 4 but i watched the sunrise

Lowkey relationship yall like each other pics but never comment

dutchster:

i accidentally spilled monster energy drink in my fish bowl and now my goldfish won’t stop saying “bro” and keeps flexing it’s fins

artpopvenusguy:

pizza-bagel:

pastelle-prince:

merrychristmasshinjikun:

hair game level magical girl

this is angelic

hair game stronger than anime protagonist

you know she got a damn headache tho 

intrnetvibes:

jay gatsby’s car was a real hit with the ladies